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Get Me to the Church on Time

There’s just a few more hours,
That’s all the time you’ve got,
A few more hours before
You tie the knot.

I’m getting married in the morning;
Ding, dong! The bells are going to chime.
Pull out the stopper, let’s have a whopper,
But get me to the church on time.
I’ve got to be there in the morning,
Spruced up and looking in me prime.
Girls, come and kiss me; show how you’ll miss me,
But get me to the church on time.

If I am dancing, roll up the floor.
If I am whistling, whisk me out the door.

I’m getting married in the morning;
Ding, dong! The bells are going to chime.
Kick up a rumpus, but don’t lose the compass,
And get me to the church, (get him to the church),
For God’s sake get me to the church on time.

I’m getting married in the morning;
Ding, dong! The bells are going to chime.
Stand up who’s able, lift up the table,
And get me to the church on time.

If I am flying, then shoot me down.
If I am wooing, get her out of town.

I’m getting married in the morning;
Ding, dong! The bells are going to chime.
Feather and tar me, call out the army,
But get me to the church, (get him to the church) –
Starlight is wheeling home to bed now;
Daylight is smearing up the sky.
London is waking, daylight is breaking.
Good luck, old chum, good health, good bye.

I’m getting married in the morning;
Ding, dong! The bells are going to chime.
Hail and salute me, then haul off and boot me,
And get me to the church, (get him to the church),
For God’s sake get me to the church on time.